Shane Beamer Broke His Foot After Kicking Something Following South Carolina's Loss To Florida On Saturday

Things were looking so great for Shane Beamer and South Carolina just a year ago. The Gamecocks went 8-4, finished the season with upsets of No. 5 Tennessee and No. 7 Clemson and everyone in Columbia seemed to love Beamer's corniness and dumb schticks. But not even a year later, USCjr sits at 2-4 with little hope of seeing .500 this season and now has a head coach who's breaking bones kicking things after losses — during Cocktober, no less!

I'm honestly pretty shocked that the guy who has blamed losses on the chain crew eating hot dogs and everyone in the program except himself was going around kicking stuff after a game. That doesn't really sound to me like something a petulant loser would do, but maybe I'm wrong.

Regardless of how or why Beamer ended up with a broken foot, I just hope we get to see something like Derek Dooley's infamous stool. We deserve shots of Beamer with a cane on the sideline as the Cocks are getting skullfucked by Missouri this week to fall to 2-5.

Real shame about Shane's foot, though. If only there was something he could have done to prevent that injury!